Y'ALL IS A CONTRACTION AIN'T IT ?

We Rednecks are Just Like You,
Only Better Lookin' ( at least
George Strait is ! )

There's something contagious about a Southern accent. When I first came to Chicago I was asked repeatedly to "say something. " " What do y'all want me to say ? " drew a lot of laughter.

I got a lot of comments when I did a post on humorous country music titles, which I like to collect , and requests for more.

Here 'tis :

She Feels Like a New Man Tonight.
I've Got Four on The Floor and A Fifth Under the Seat.
I'm Just a Bug on the Windshield of Life.
I'm Getting Gray from Being Blue.
Once I thought I was Wrong but I was Mistaken.
If Whiskey Were a Woman I'd be Married for Sure.
If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too ?
If You Can't Feel It, It Ain't There.
It Takes Me All Night Long to Do What I Used To Do All Night Long.
My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink and I Don't Love Jesus.
Please Bypass This Heart.
She Got the Gold Mine and I Got the Shaft.
You're Not Much Fun Since I Stopped Drinkin'.
Let's Do Something Cheap and Superficial.
Messed up in Mexico , Living on Refried Dreams.
If I Ain't Got It, You Don't Need It.
Jesus Loves Me But He Can't Stand You.

And one that my sis and I used to sing together : " I Was Looking Back to See If you Were Looking back To See If I was Looking Back To See If You Were Looking Back At Me..... " Actually recorded by none other than Perry Como.

All I can say is that we're a " real mess " aren't we ? Send me your funniest country song titles.