forever your girl journal

this is hysterical. too hysterical. i LOVED paula abdul when i was little. i can remember singing out the windows of my family's car "or-am-i-a-page-in-your-history-book..." man, she was awesome. and now she's awesomely crazy. seriously, check out american idol and you'll see what i mean. the woman is on something. something heavy. she's always babbling about people's "souls shining through" and dancing like a drunken looney on the show. she's seriously on something. ac and i think she had minor plastic surgery and got addicted to the post op pain killers. who knows. either way, this is too funny.